Oh boy. OHHHHH BOY. Just when you thought the Micah Parsons drama couldn’t get any more dramatic on Friday, the Dallas Cowboys superstar dropped a bombshell.

In a three-page diatribe written on the Notes app that ended with the pass-rusher demanding a trade, Parsons had quite a bit to say, starting with “Unfortunately I no longer want to be here.”

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He spoke about staying quiet as all of the news of his contract dispute played out. He spoke about the way he and his agent talked about approaching the Cowboys, how he met with Jerry Jones and it sounded like “the deal was pretty much already done.” That wasn’t the case.

“Again the team decided go silent,” he wrote. “At that point we decided we would allow the team to reach out to us whenever they decided they wanted to talk. Yet still not a call email or text to my agent about starting a negotiation. Up to today the team has not had a single conversation with my agent about a contract.”

Yikes. And now he wants out. Good luck here, Cowboys.

Read the whole thing. It’s very honest.

What is Micah Parson’s age?

He’s just 26 years old.

Micah Parsons contract details

On paper, he’s supposed be paid over $24 million this season per Spotrac, but he’ll be a free agent in 2026.